At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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