i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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