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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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