well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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