I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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