Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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