atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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