Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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