Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
