I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
why is half of my head shaved?
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