Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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