dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
this will be a night to untag.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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