I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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