oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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