I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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