garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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