yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
