Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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