eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
