She's JV to your varsity
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
