your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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