YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I need water and some morals
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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