So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
