I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I will be naked everywhere
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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