Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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