The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Who died my cat blue again?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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