I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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