Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We smell like vodka and hangover
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