You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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