D3 body, D1 cock
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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