She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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