So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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