I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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