dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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