I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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