2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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