Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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