I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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