I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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