oh god the rape fog is back!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
