4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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