Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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