Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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