I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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