Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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