so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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