I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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