My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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