you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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