What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Randomize
